Spring has arrived & everyone is happy. No i'm not because although the cold is leaving something much worse has arrived. on the winds of spring comes THE CURSE!
I am of course talking about HAYFEVER
. Why on earth did the human race evolve so that a large selction of them are allergic to pollen, a substance which is all over the place in spring time while the plants have sex (outdoors! in public! how dare they?).
Maybe i've got it wrong, maybe the human race didn't evolve to have hayfever. Maybe it's a man-made disease created by 
evil companies who sell tissues & allergy medication inorder to make even more money at our expense.
One good thing about the extended cold weather is that my hayfever didn't start until now, it normally starts in at the end of March & lasts until the end of August (approx 22 weeks) i go through 1 box of tissues (30p a box) in a week, which meens i spend (where is my calculator?) £6.60 extra on tissues every year add to that the Hayfever tables (they stop all symptoms except the running nose)£21.56 (98p for a weeks supply) making the grand total of £28.16. I'm not sure how many people suffer from hayfever but even if it was only 10,000 people that would be £281,600.00 a year.
However when i was in OZ (during their summer) i took a load of hayfever tablets with me but didn't need them, seems like i'm allergic to the pollen in my own county but not OZ's, why's that?
