From a galaxy far, far, away....

A young woman in London

was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Thames. She went to Tower Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying. He took pity on her and said,

"Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the
morning,and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to America , and he's screwing me."

He certainly is," the captain said.

"This is the Woolwich Ferry."

1) Desktop PC or Laptop?
Desk top pc

2) If you had to name one charity that would get £1mill who would it be?
Brompton hospital (thanks to them my brother nolonger has a hole in his heart)

3) If you won £1mill would you still work or laze?
Start my own company up

4) Like any TV program enough to own all the boxsets?
Erm,... yes Buffy the vampire slayer

5) Whats the biggest age gap you've dated?
not much 3 years

6) If you were a Greek or Roman God, what would you like to be the God of?
God of chaos

7) On a scale of 1(low) to 10(high) how would you rate your boredom threshold?
4

8) Is there anyone on blog you'd date?
no, i've not got to know anybody really

9) Do you prefer a holiday at a specific place or do you like to travel around?
travel round

10) Which job would you choose, high pay with low recognition or low pay and high recognition?
High pay low recognition (someone else can have the glory i'll take the cash)

. Close your eyes and tell me instantly what you see? Place, or person? Where, or who?
Both, my girlfriend standing on manly beach

2. You suddenly have £1,000 to spend but only five seconds to decide what on. What's your choice?
A nice holiday

3. Ultimate dinner party with you and any three guests?
Johnny Depp, Michael Moore & Alison Hannigan. (or poss' George W Bush, Tony Blair & David Cameron & poison the food

4. You MUST be stung by a wasp or a bee. Which one?
Wasp as a Bee's sting breaks off

5. First name of the person who first broke your heart?
My heart has never been broken (i'm dead inside? or just very lucky?)

6. Biggest regret so far?
not trying at school

7. Favourite cocktail.
long island ice tea (it's one of the strongest, but i don't drink anymore )

8. Recommend a book I probably haven't read and tell me why I will like it.
Gridlock by Ben Elton, it's got everything comdy, murder & car chases

9. A film you've always meant to see and sort of know deep down you probably never will do.
None i can think of, i normaly go straight out & see then when they come out i'm a bit of a movie buff

10. You're on death row. It's your final meal. What do you ask for?
My mums Pie & Mash (with green gravey), a jug of long island ice tea & an ounce of cannabis.

Pinched from Devilish_Jelly_Beanz who nicked it from the 1 and only ajnspencer!

Where is the last place you went?
The kitchen for a diet coke (if you mean the last country i visited then Ibza)

Who is the last person you called?
Glenis from the PSU (Provison of Service Unit)for Work related crap

Been cheated on?
Not that i know of

Do you look like your mutha or fatha?
I think i look like my Dad

Do you have any siblings?
1 big brother

Do you smile often?
yes

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
no

Do you wish on stars?
no

Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
Depends on what shoes my wearing

What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten?
Camel steak

Would you kill someone?
if i had to (for a good reason)

When did you last cry?
about 5 years ago when my grandad died

Do you like your handwriting?
Yes if i take my time its nice

Are you a friendly person?
yes i'd like to think so, i tend to get on with everyone

Are you keeping a secret from the world?
Yes a couple

Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
My girlfriends (it's mine also but she takes up most of it, despite being have the size of me)

What color shirt are you wearing?
I don't wear shirts, but my T-shirt is red

I can't wait to...
go to New Zealand

Look to your left. What's there?
my girlfriends cd collection

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
no

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
no, i tend to be the shoulder

Song that makes you cry?
Dont think theres been a song that makes me cry

Is your self-esteem extremely low?
yeah

Do you live in the past?
no, i live in the present

Do you still long for someone gone?
no (see question above)

If So, who?

Would you do anything for the person you are with?
Probably

Big Brother starts tomorrow! i can't wait (lol)

Spring has arrived & everyone is happy. No i'm not because although the cold is leaving something much worse has arrived. on the winds of spring comes THE CURSE!
I am of course talking about HAYFEVER. Why on earth did the human race evolve so that a large selction of them are allergic to pollen, a substance which is all over the place in spring time while the plants have sex (outdoors! in public! how dare they?).

Maybe i've got it wrong, maybe the human race didn't evolve to have hayfever. Maybe it's a man-made disease created by evil companies who sell tissues & allergy medication inorder to make even more money at our expense.
One good thing about the extended cold weather is that my hayfever didn't start until now, it normally starts in at the end of March & lasts until the end of August (approx 22 weeks) i go through 1 box of tissues (30p a box) in a week, which meens i spend (where is my calculator?) £6.60 extra on tissues every year add to that the Hayfever tables (they stop all symptoms except the running nose)£21.56 (98p for a weeks supply) making the grand total of £28.16. I'm not sure how many people suffer from hayfever but even if it was only 10,000 people that would be £281,600.00 a year.

However when i was in OZ (during their summer) i took a load of hayfever tablets with me but didn't need them, seems like i'm allergic to the pollen in my own county but not OZ's, why's that?

This is how it works:-
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post (this one's optional, but it's nice to spread the fun, isn't it?!).
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

These are my 5 questions (complete with answers ) these were posed for me by Lyndlj

1) Complete this sentence, My greatest moment in life so far is/was?
Standing on top of Sydney harbour bridge
2) Your greatest goal in life is?
i don't have one i'm a Drifter
3) If you could produce one artefact/item/etc to define what it is to be British what would it be?
A cup of tea
4)What does a young, eligible guy look for in a woman?
it sounds corny but i would say a good personality. it doesn't matter how good looking a woman is, if there's nothing inside it's not going to last.
5) You have started your own TV company what is the format of your four top peak viewing time programmes.
Sit-com, Soap, Documentary & Drama