From a galaxy far, far, away....

Last time i did this type of test i was going to die at 68, i must be doing something right?

1. Name an electrical item?
A toaster.
2. Name something you use in the garden?
BBQ
3. Is Yesterday, Tomorrow, Today?
no
4. If you were told you had been stumped trying to guide a wrongun' down to fine leg . . what would you say?
I don`t have a clue, is it something to do with cricket?
5. What is the most ridiculous thing you've heard today?
G.W. BUSH saying it's ok for Israel to bomb the shit out of Lebanon
6. Are jaffa cakes, cakes or are they biscuits? (ignore EEC guidelines)
Cakes cos their spongey
7. What's one law you would introduce on your election as Prime Minister?
legalise cannabis
8. What the most amount of consecutive sneezes you've ever done?
unknown ammount but i've spent 20mins sneezing before my hayfever med's kicked in
9. Have you seen a shooting star?
No
10.Do you know any star constellations?
Milky way. Orion
11.Worst / best chatup line ever used / heard?
I don`t use chatup lines but my girlfriend was once asked "what's your view of strangers asking people out on the train?" when she was on the train
12.Have you ever got really, really lost ?
not really.
13.Can you read a map?
Yes.
14.Have you got any pets?
a goldfish called fishie and 2 russian dwarf hamsters (voddy & fluffy)
15.What`s the worst film you've ever seen?
i think it was called Dark planet (my mates rented Dark city & this tape was inside instead)it wasn't good (not even B-movie, Z-MOVIE) no ammount of drugs made it any better so 30min's in we stopped it.

Personals
1. Which side of the bed do you sleep?
Right hand side
2. A term of endearment that makes you cringe?
Babes, as in female friends on greeting you 'Hi Babes'
3. Are you left or right handed?
Right handed.
4. Are you left or right footed?
Right footed.
5. Name one weird/bizarre/fun . . habit or personality trait you have?
Quoting film lines (GEEKY!)
6. Now tell us the one you thought of first but thought I'm not putting that !!
see question 5, i have no shame
7. Do you have a favourite glass or mug you always use?
Yes My Blue rizzla coffee mug

Childhood
1. Did you pass your cycling profiency test?
yes
2. Can you swim 10metres underwater?
yes
3. A favourite childhood food or drink?
Pie 'N' Mash with green gravy
4. Number of times you were sent to your room with no tea?
Never with no tea, my mum used to with-hold the dessert
5. Most memorable childhood achievement?
getting to set 3 maths class in secondary school after my junior school teacher saying i would need special classes

Beliefs
1. Do you believe in fate or choice?
choice, i'm the master of my own destiny
2. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really, there could be something but i've never seen one. i think they maybe echo's like if you use the same vid' tape to record over & over again you sometimes get shadows of the previous thing you recorded
3. Do you believe everything you see ?
No
4. Do you believe in conspiracy theories ?
if it can't be proved either way how can you belive or not?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, attraction/ Lust yes but love takes time

6. Can you believe that your actually filling this in?
Yeah, i'm very bored

A young woman in London

was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Thames. She went to Tower Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying. He took pity on her and said,

"Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the
morning,and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to America , and he's screwing me."

He certainly is," the captain said.

"This is the Woolwich Ferry."

1) Desktop PC or Laptop?
Desk top pc

2) If you had to name one charity that would get £1mill who would it be?
Brompton hospital (thanks to them my brother nolonger has a hole in his heart)

3) If you won £1mill would you still work or laze?
Start my own company up

4) Like any TV program enough to own all the boxsets?
Erm,... yes Buffy the vampire slayer

5) Whats the biggest age gap you've dated?
not much 3 years

6) If you were a Greek or Roman God, what would you like to be the God of?
God of chaos

7) On a scale of 1(low) to 10(high) how would you rate your boredom threshold?
4

8) Is there anyone on blog you'd date?
no, i've not got to know anybody really

9) Do you prefer a holiday at a specific place or do you like to travel around?
travel round

10) Which job would you choose, high pay with low recognition or low pay and high recognition?
High pay low recognition (someone else can have the glory i'll take the cash)

. Close your eyes and tell me instantly what you see? Place, or person? Where, or who?
Both, my girlfriend standing on manly beach

2. You suddenly have £1,000 to spend but only five seconds to decide what on. What's your choice?
A nice holiday

3. Ultimate dinner party with you and any three guests?
Johnny Depp, Michael Moore & Alison Hannigan. (or poss' George W Bush, Tony Blair & David Cameron & poison the food

4. You MUST be stung by a wasp or a bee. Which one?
Wasp as a Bee's sting breaks off

5. First name of the person who first broke your heart?
My heart has never been broken (i'm dead inside? or just very lucky?)

6. Biggest regret so far?
not trying at school

7. Favourite cocktail.
long island ice tea (it's one of the strongest, but i don't drink anymore )

8. Recommend a book I probably haven't read and tell me why I will like it.
Gridlock by Ben Elton, it's got everything comdy, murder & car chases

9. A film you've always meant to see and sort of know deep down you probably never will do.
None i can think of, i normaly go straight out & see then when they come out i'm a bit of a movie buff

10. You're on death row. It's your final meal. What do you ask for?
My mums Pie & Mash (with green gravey), a jug of long island ice tea & an ounce of cannabis.

Pinched from Devilish_Jelly_Beanz who nicked it from the 1 and only ajnspencer!

Where is the last place you went?
The kitchen for a diet coke (if you mean the last country i visited then Ibza)

Who is the last person you called?
Glenis from the PSU (Provison of Service Unit)for Work related crap

Been cheated on?
Not that i know of

Do you look like your mutha or fatha?
I think i look like my Dad

Do you have any siblings?
1 big brother

Do you smile often?
yes

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
no

Do you wish on stars?
no

Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
Depends on what shoes my wearing

What is the most disgusting food you've ever eaten?
Camel steak

Would you kill someone?
if i had to (for a good reason)

When did you last cry?
about 5 years ago when my grandad died

Do you like your handwriting?
Yes if i take my time its nice

Are you a friendly person?
yes i'd like to think so, i tend to get on with everyone

Are you keeping a secret from the world?
Yes a couple

Who's bed did you sleep in last night?
My girlfriends (it's mine also but she takes up most of it, despite being have the size of me)

What color shirt are you wearing?
I don't wear shirts, but my T-shirt is red

I can't wait to...
go to New Zealand

Look to your left. What's there?
my girlfriends cd collection

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
no

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
no, i tend to be the shoulder

Song that makes you cry?
Dont think theres been a song that makes me cry

Is your self-esteem extremely low?
yeah

Do you live in the past?
no, i live in the present

Do you still long for someone gone?
no (see question above)

If So, who?

Would you do anything for the person you are with?
Probably

Big Brother starts tomorrow! i can't wait (lol)

Spring has arrived & everyone is happy. No i'm not because although the cold is leaving something much worse has arrived. on the winds of spring comes THE CURSE!
I am of course talking about HAYFEVER. Why on earth did the human race evolve so that a large selction of them are allergic to pollen, a substance which is all over the place in spring time while the plants have sex (outdoors! in public! how dare they?).

Maybe i've got it wrong, maybe the human race didn't evolve to have hayfever. Maybe it's a man-made disease created by evil companies who sell tissues & allergy medication inorder to make even more money at our expense.
One good thing about the extended cold weather is that my hayfever didn't start until now, it normally starts in at the end of March & lasts until the end of August (approx 22 weeks) i go through 1 box of tissues (30p a box) in a week, which meens i spend (where is my calculator?) £6.60 extra on tissues every year add to that the Hayfever tables (they stop all symptoms except the running nose)£21.56 (98p for a weeks supply) making the grand total of £28.16. I'm not sure how many people suffer from hayfever but even if it was only 10,000 people that would be £281,600.00 a year.

However when i was in OZ (during their summer) i took a load of hayfever tablets with me but didn't need them, seems like i'm allergic to the pollen in my own county but not OZ's, why's that?

This is how it works:-
01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post (this one's optional, but it's nice to spread the fun, isn't it?!).
05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

These are my 5 questions (complete with answers ) these were posed for me by Lyndlj

1) Complete this sentence, My greatest moment in life so far is/was?
Standing on top of Sydney harbour bridge
2) Your greatest goal in life is?
i don't have one i'm a Drifter
3) If you could produce one artefact/item/etc to define what it is to be British what would it be?
A cup of tea
4)What does a young, eligible guy look for in a woman?
it sounds corny but i would say a good personality. it doesn't matter how good looking a woman is, if there's nothing inside it's not going to last.
5) You have started your own TV company what is the format of your four top peak viewing time programmes.
Sit-com, Soap, Documentary & Drama

It really does . Because of the bank hoildays i'm not at work & i have to keep reminding myself what day of the week it is. 4 days off work sound good in theory but after 2 i start getting really bored!! Add to the boredom the fact that i feel sick from eating too many chocolates (I know being 27 i should be able to tell when to stop eating chocolates, but for some reason i can't. perhaps this is because i'm more of a savery person & can eat loads of toast or crisps & think i can do the same with sweets. but sure enough 2mins' after finishing them i realise i've crossed the line 10mins' ago).
i find myself walking around my flat moaning that i'm bored & looking up at my books, thinking about reading one (but i've read them all so often that i start one realise i remember it & give up- can't go out & buy some more due to lack of funds & it's Fg easter bank hoilday so every shop is shut anyway) suppose i could go back to trawling through the web for things to read or do the washing up. i best decide soon or i might piss my girlfriend off so much she'll end up stabbing me. I'm ALMOST looking forward to work tomorrow, no wait a minute it's monday tomorrow GOD i've still got another day after today to waste.